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May Demotivational Poster


DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year ***k clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm, #233735
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm, #233731
That’s hilarious!


MAYANS - Maybe not the best at predicting stuff


TAGS: mayans
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Kstoker

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:28 pm, #244783
Now, now. We haven't given the archeologists time to find the second half of the calendar so they can say, "Oooooh! This explains why we were wrong." *snicker*
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:11 am, #242723
The fun part is Mayans never predicted an apocalypse... 1990's Mayanist scholars misinterpreted the Mayan symbols.
maoworks2 - December 13, 2012, 1:22 pm, #241424
Maybe ?


A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm, #172001
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm, #171605
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm, #171557
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am, #171444
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am, #171440
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on *** at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am, #171431
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on ***. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am, #171415
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am, #171403
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am, #171402
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am, #171400
ahahahaha! thats great!


CINCO DE MAYO - I don't get it?


TAGS: cinco de mayo
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by KENANDREWS2

nicholsjoshua15 - May 10, 2013, 1:14 am, #245629
Good one, five stars.
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 1:17 am, #174858
Why don't you look at us when you're submitting posters?
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 1:16 am, #174857
You gotta take a look at posters once in awhile... this is a motivational poster site, not a cum dumpster. Please at least stick around, look at us, communicate, etc... we mean more to you, right? Not just somewhere to drop a load of posters, then leave?
thatonechick - May 6, 2010, 12:57 am, #174856
I'll 5 bomb yours from school when I get the chance...
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 12:56 am, #174855
Now I'm gonna get bombed:(
thatonechick - May 6, 2010, 12:54 am, #174854
Sorry... I'll go to my room. :(
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 12:54 am, #174853
Yup...!!!
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 12:50 am, #174852
Where have I seen this before? Three posters ago!!!


THE CONFUSION OF NOT KNOWING YOURSELF -


TAGS: confusion dismay anger nothing
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 16, 2013, 5:59 pm, #243519
Thanks Space...
spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:54 pm, #243517
Boom. 5L Right on the money Kai.


IF YOU'RE OCD -


TAGS: may challenge ocd
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Feasibly - May 18, 2010, 10:08 pm, #176595
A ringing bazziiingaaa!
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:43 pm, #176569
Perfect perfect. Perfect.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:22 pm, #176531
Perfect!


LOYALTY - its not the things we do its not the things we loose for we are here by your side, till the day we die


TAGS: pain may hurt
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by axe11154

rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:56 pm, #238482

post to twist as well.
GaryO - August 16, 2012, 1:38 pm, #238474
N-I-C-E


THIS EVIL ANIMAL -


TAGS: may challenge evil animals barney must die
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by sickartist

yup - October 10, 2012, 2:34 pm, #239876
Yes! Yes! Oh God YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm, #179729
+300. +50 One sh** kill. 100+ Longsh**. 50+ Headsh**. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm, #178441
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am, #177378
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am, #175985
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am, #175836
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am, #175570
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head sh**s.


RUINATION -


TAGS: temple empire mayan nation expiration
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:01 am, #241667
Ouch! But so true. 5
williamnwz - June 30, 2011, 8:04 pm, #220802
No one lives forever
forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:15 am, #220769
5!
Feasibly - June 29, 2011, 9:30 pm, #220758
Utmo5t am5omeness, Bug....
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:04 pm, #220745
Very nice and deep thinking here.


LEFT TO RIGHT, MAYAN WARRIOR, AZTEC EAGLE WARRIOR. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK. -


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am, #193530
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm, #193165
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm, #193156
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am, #193139
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


SOULMATE -


TAGS: soulmayte world probability meet concurrence
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by gas

rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:32 am, #243131

I call BS Oiler, you just got lucky after the 1st 3.6 billion
Oiler - February 3, 2013, 10:25 am, #243128
May 19, 2007 was my lucky day...but there were only 6.5 billion to look thru then.
Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:17 am, #230263
Well said!


LICENSE PLATES - Can tell a lot about a person.


TAGS: lol timmay fail
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by RiddleMeThis

agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:31 pm, #165755
Like why they make bad motifakes?


OBI-WAN KENOBI - May the fourth be with you ...




DANTE - He's immortal and badass. Your not. Yeah your screwed


TAGS: devil may cry devilmaycry
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by Clayton

zerp - August 18, 2009, 4:36 pm, #109546
My what? My what!?


CALL ME MAYBE - Someone PLEASE make it stop!




ENTERTAINING -


TAGS: fun joke mayo pudding party
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 11:51 pm, #237677
I will make it my duty to do this!
robbidos - July 12, 2012, 1:16 am, #237187
guiness out of an oil can works too, but isnt vanilla pudding yellow?
CloudchaserS - July 8, 2012, 10:16 pm, #237081
For additional effect, buy a new 1 gallon gas can and use it to drink out of.


CINCO DE MAYO PARTY TIP: - Dress sharp.




ADVERTISING -


TAGS: maybe not good advertising wytch
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 4:58 pm, #223766
Snaaap! I didn't get it at first. Ouch.


END OF THE WORLD -




LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm, #242015
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm, #142194
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm, #142175
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm, #142171
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am, #142030
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #142028
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am, #142027
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am, #142026
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am, #142022
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am, #142019
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm, #141868

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm, #141863
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm, #141832

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm, #141827
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm, #141825
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm, #141539
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm, #141499
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm, #141470
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm, #141468
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm, #141467
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm, #141464
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm, #141458
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm, #141457
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm, #141453
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm, #141450
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm, #141448
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm, #141447
5 HooRahs!


2012 - One Mayan says, "Hey, Chuck, I ran out of ink for my calendar." "No worries, I see some boats coming in the horizon. Let's just stop there."


TAGS: mayans end time calendar 2012
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by kyleman79

Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:34 pm, #227066

lolz...and set an avatar so we can poke fun of you in posters.


LIFE - Live It


TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm, #146412
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon


CREATIVE WRITING -


TAGS: may challenge job application
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - May 5, 2010, 8:09 pm, #174816
Get your a** to despair.com, you maginificent bastard ... and please ask them why they never return my calls. Please. 5.
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 1:57 pm, #174743
Applications are the best venue for creative writing. 5


UNCLE TIMMIE -


TAGS: timmy not timmay cyanide happiness
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Kspace - July 11, 2010, 3:05 pm, #184055
@ Claire...no, that avatar of yours is amazing 5L @ animated TARDiS!
Claire - July 11, 2010, 1:58 pm, #184054
This is amazing.
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:43 am, #184030

ditto
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:19 am, #184004
Love it!!! 5L


MAY 4TH -


TAGS: may darth vader guinnis beer
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 4, 2011, 4:03 pm, #218058
Thanks Cranky. I am humbled.
crankyhead - May 4, 2011, 3:46 pm, #218057
Cheer5 to you too Champ =)
champ99 - May 4, 2011, 3:32 pm, #218054
Thanks CB, coming from you that is high praise.
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 3:26 pm, #218053
Brilliant!


17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




Sometimes I just sits! -


TAGS: sitting thinking yes no maybe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:11 am, #255209
I can relate to this'n.


TO YOU IT'S AN OLD PICTURE IN A TEXTBOOK - but to me it's a nightmare that will live with me for eternity


TAGS: may 16 calendar black white
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by spypengen

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:08 pm, #252615
Amen, and thank you for your service.
falloutghoul - May 20, 2012, 4:43 pm, #234900
Don't tell me someone put it in backwards.


HOTDOGS. -




LIGHTNING -


TAGS: may challenge lightning
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:53 am, #176072
Lightning, and sick, know how to execute a job.


SOME PIERCINGS... - May not be intended to show your individuality but to highlight your stupidity...


TAGS: may not be intended to show your individuality
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 10:49 am, #178926
Isn't there ALWAYS booze invoved?
mike34 - June 3, 2010, 9:38 am, #178915
You've nailed it. 5l
rerun - June 2, 2010, 7:49 pm, #178895

Man, I just get home and log on to this.....I think I need a drink
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:51 pm, #178893
That is probably a VERY interesting story... Burning G. I. Joe, board with nail, 15 year old Jake, was there booze involved?
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:49 pm, #178892
The hole in my foot was cauterized, so it didn't heal up for almost a year!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:46 pm, #178891
And that was when G.I. Joe was BIG! That was alot of burning plastic!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:44 pm, #178890
I stepped on a nail attached to a board that was holding up a burning G.I.Joe when I was 15...it was the quickest way to put out the fire when my mom came home...the burning plastic was the worst part...
Airman - June 2, 2010, 6:40 pm, #178889
saw this and flashed back to stepping on a big nail when I was 12. It came through my tennis shoe, through my foot and stuck out the top about 6 inches. I sat down and grabbed the board and it was out in .4 seconds. The tetanus sh** was the worst part.
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:35 pm, #178888
That makes me hurt just thinking about it.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:34 pm, #178887
Oh...okay then... At least I didn't use the fencepost-in-the-groin picture!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:32 pm, #178886
I think you freaked him out.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:31 pm, #178885
What does THAT mean?
motifake - June 2, 2010, 6:26 pm, #178883

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed


TAGS: billy mays grave tombstone dead
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Thack

Joeythearm - January 17, 2011, 5:43 am, #210117
I did, cause you know thats what he wanted his grave to say. The man was an attention wh***.
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:46 pm, #156374
No, I didn't.


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GUN - but what happens when you run out of bullets?


TAGS: may 12 calender rude awakenings
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by spypengen

thebat656 - May 20, 2012, 3:53 pm, #234896
pray you don't
hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 1:33 am, #234869
You throw the gun at them.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 6:00 pm, #234540
LOL Priss! I like the way you think.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 4:03 pm, #234537
You start tripping your friends as you run past them.
Sho - May 12, 2012, 2:59 pm, #234531
worst choice of weapon
spypengen - May 12, 2012, 11:57 am, #234524
there are only so many bullets during the zombie Apocalypse
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 9:45 am, #234520
ooh ooh! I know. Get more bullets!


SHAMWOW - Buy this product...or I'll kill you like I did Billy Mays!


TAGS: motifake billy mays vince shamwow
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Surri-Sama

Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm, #113418
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm, #113417
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.


EVIL OVERLORD -


TAGS: evil overlord murder mayhem minions magic
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Elder God Douchebag - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm, #53582
Of course I enjoy my work.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 4:55 pm, #53579
The Mighty M's!


DO IT -


TAGS: suicide not for everyone but maybe for you
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:48 am, #197774
5 unspent rounds =)
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 8:51 pm, #197745
Pure evil! I love seeing people play Russian roulette with a semi auto. 5 separate bags (small ones for the pieces)


KENT STATE... NATIONAL GUARD-4, KENT STATE-0 -


TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm, #218064
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm, #218050
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm, #218044
very poor taste...love it! lol


ANCHORAGE -


TAGS: the ground may crack
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

forseti - May 26, 2011, 8:39 am, #219180
in geen geval!!
justme - May 26, 2011, 1:58 am, #219173
back in 1690 my ancestors came from over germany to the netherlands... german enough?
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:14 pm, #219127
Only Germans are allowed to be grammar nazis! So: HALT! :P
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:35 pm, #219112
if you are going to be a grammar nazi. lets take a look at you comment. 5th frtom the left couldn;t has to be couldn't fothe has to be for the
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 9:51 am, #219094
Ok mr verbally observant.. ill write that down and be sure to consult my dictionary next time
house - May 25, 2011, 2:40 am, #219077
5 from left managed to sewt the timer for 1st ph**o but couldn;t do it fothe 2nd one - she's behind the camera. Oh and just to be a grammar Nazi - its devAstation
justme - May 24, 2011, 12:22 pm, #219018
the fat chick has eaten her XD
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:27 am, #218995
much more interesting: where the heck is 5 from left?!?
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:57 pm, #218947
whahaha lol, 5l's


DON'T -


TAGS: mayan apocalypse
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 4:32 pm, #241554
You guys are all missing a great opportunity. Go tell your wives that she should do that thing you've always asked for because the world will end in 6 days and you'll never get another chance.


BREAK IT DOWN -




-




A STORM IN A GLASS OF WATER -


TAGS: who knows maybe it s all just that
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by culos

phydeaux - January 14, 2010, 12:18 am, #152741
A tempest in a teacup? Almost...but 5/5
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:17 pm, #152652
...a storm in a spirit glass?
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 1:18 pm, #152624
I like this...."5, and make that with rocks, please"


MAYAN CALENDAR -


TAGS: mayan calendar palin doom is coming
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:34 am, #185843
aaaah! It all makes sense now!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:23 pm, #120800
wolves*
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:22 pm, #120799
Will I get to shoot eolves from a helicopter? If so, she's got my vote.
ILB - September 22, 2009, 9:09 pm, #120797
Agreed :)
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:46 pm, #71627
Preparing end of world celebrations, let's go out with a bang
agdaniele - February 8, 2009, 1:03 pm, #57812
Excellent.


IN MEMORY OF - The whales that died for the makeup: Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Free Willy


TAGS: memorials maybelline makeup
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Player_Meyer - September 11, 2009, 7:41 am, #116913
I still think of them everyday
Warp - September 11, 2009, 6:27 am, #116908
I think you are a number of decades late there mate.


YOU RETARDS - it's spelled "Timmay" timmay timmay timmay...


TAGS: timmay
Rating: 2.18/5

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HESITATION -


TAGS: hesitate and lose maybe iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:40 am, #215644
Exactly! This poster seemed to be speaking to me...felt the need to say something.
ICEMAN - April 2, 2011, 1:18 am, #215643
Al's what?
Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:03 am, #215642
Showing symptoms of Alzheimer's? 5


MAYAN'S -


TAGS: mayan s future predict
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

akoldman - April 2, 2013, 3:20 am, #244807
You say Mayans but the item you are showing is Aztec.
maoworks2 - December 21, 2012, 12:53 pm, #241725
Look Under Your Bed !
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2012, 11:43 am, #241721
There are.


THE DAY AFTER -




SUCCESS. - Is all about perception..... (And imagination).


TAGS: i may be lying in the gutter but i m looking up at the stars
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 4:19 pm, #186958
Brilliant
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:01 pm, #160184
Excellent. 5 hanging Poodles
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:14 am, #160050
Seems I do more of one then the other. Wonder which one it is, haha!
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 10:13 am, #160043
Definition of a motifake
rerun - February 21, 2010, 6:39 pm, #159883

so are dreams. 5L


LOOKS ARE DECEPTIVE... -




KABOOM! - You probably should have bought some


TAGS: billy mays kaboom gun
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by mattb

LD0ne - December 21, 2009, 2:33 pm, #147173
na the capital of afghanastan is OHCRAPWESCREWEDUPBIGTIME
bOB cHIN - July 21, 2009, 5:06 pm, #97698
Billy Mays here with the revolutionary windshield sh**gun. Got a nick, shoot it, got a crack, shoot it. Guy coulda sold $hit to a commodities trader in Chicago and told him it was gold.
Culos - March 31, 2009, 3:28 am, #69222
Kaboom? Isn't that the capital of Afghanistan?


Happy Empire Day -




HEROES QUOTES UNKNOWN -


TAGS: memorial may calendar
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:14 am, #235437
Heavy Stuff.
dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 3:42 am, #235420
thanks
dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 3:41 am, #235419
thanks rerun..
spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:30 pm, #235398
Wow. Demotivational and moving. 5L
rerun - May 29, 2012, 7:41 pm, #235390

excellent poster. very deep


CASH -


TAGS: may challenge loyalty
Rating: 4.65/5

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MO - May 24, 2010, 12:18 pm, #177541
And in your part time job you work for L's......so here's 5 of 'em!!


BUT I COULD BE WRONG -




GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: may challenge alzheimers i can t remember caca
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:59 pm, #174237
I can't wait for these years... that's when the fun will really start... even if I can't recognize the humor in it. 5L
pieman - May 1, 2010, 11:09 am, #174227
I give the higest rating for ... what is this site again?


WHO'S KIDDING WHO? -


TAGS: may challenge cou***s
Rating: 4.25/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 11:35 am, #178204
You're a lucky guy Sick.


FEELINGS -


TAGS: g** guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am, #168053
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.


EVEN IN A COMBAT ZONE - Timmies exist. The one that did this was shot as he ran away. Just doing my part...




TRAINING -


TAGS: maybe its just my colleagues
Rating: 2.9/5

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BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:14 pm, #129649
Been there, done that!!!


CINCO DE MAYO - the standard for high class restaurant in Mexico


TAGS: cinco de mayo
Rating: 2.25/5

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SPIDER MONKEY - He came at me like a "Spider Monkey" A SPIDER MONKEY!!




SIGN OF THE TIMES -


TAGS: freaking poor conviction rate maybe the evidence was mishandled
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:55 pm, #202157
It was replaced by the scale and duck method.
fred - November 9, 2010, 5:39 pm, #202118
This looks pretty modern. What happened to the good old trial by water/fire/witch pin?


IF THE MAYANS ARE SO SMART... - ... Why are Cortez's descendants running the coke cartels?


TAGS: mayan cortez doomssday
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:45 am, #241177
Even the Mayans are saying that the world won't end on Dec. 21st.


AIRMAN -


TAGS: assignment calender may airman hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am, #231275
XD hahaha, nice one Hammy XD 5L
Hawamleh - May 26, 2011, 2:50 am, #219175
hah
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 12:02 am, #219165
Dear god! I opened it! Too many 5L's!!!
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 11:22 pm, #219164
fn awe5ome!
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 7:56 pm, #219150
5lolz Hammy ;)
Hawamleh - May 25, 2011, 7:32 pm, #219148
I did it for the love really :D
Airman - May 25, 2011, 6:57 pm, #219142
thx hammy. I was wondering why there were all of these Airman posters today.. then looked at the May a**ignment calender.. duh!


TROPHY -


TAGS: the hunters may hunt
Rating: 4.48/5

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Cubbybear - August 19, 2010, 11:01 pm, #190029
feel
Cubbybear - August 19, 2010, 11:01 pm, #190028
I just gave it a 5...why do I fell Dateline will be knocking soon?


OBSCENITY -




I DON'T KNOW -


TAGS: may challenge giant robots
Rating: 4.46/5

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Derek - May 14, 2010, 8:39 am, #175970
They're called "corporations"


ROCK STARS - "I hear their instruments aren't plastic, and they even make music. Hell! I heard them do it!" But...but...I got the high score...


TAGS: musicians play video games maybe but gamers are not rock stars probably
Rating: 4.23/5

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Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:06 pm, #182356
Dj Hero Has as much DJing as Guitar hero has guitar playing , the only thing close to the real thing is the drums.
Bartimaeus - February 14, 2010, 1:50 pm, #158037
lol Actually, I'm not sure how I feel about DJ Hero, yet. I heard they incorporated some fighter elements. The real problem will be the delusions of the players. If GH made everyone think they're rock stars, what will DJ do?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:01 pm, #158024
Yes! And now there's DJ hero?


BOREDOM - natures way of telling you to go do something else


TAGS: boredom may calender 10th 10
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:07 pm, #238959
5o true. However, it all depends on the laziness and/or inventiveness of the bored person to try and do something different.


CREATION -


TAGS: hong kong maybe
Rating: 4.05/5

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stormXIII - July 1, 2011, 7:33 pm, #220846
in fact they have learned a lot thanks to occidental plants installed in their country - just like japan copied occ. technology before innovating at their turn
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:42 pm, #205474
p***in' it up today, ciejai?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:29 pm, #205470
Pure genius.


HALL OF LAME - For there is nothing quite as lame as Gold Lame




FISHING WITH CANADA - Bring lots of beer and warm clothes


TAGS: maybe i ll wait till spring
Rating: 3.6/5

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CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:32 pm, #156767
LOL! sorry bout your truck


CINCO DE MAYO - I don't know anything else about Mexico but I don't need anything else to love that country




GAINAX JIGGLE - The creation of the "anime bounce" begins here!




I MAY NOT BE PERFECT - But she'll enjoy all 25 seconds! Or, at least I will. And that's all that matters.


TAGS: i may not be prefect 25 seconds jack daniels
Rating: 2.53/5

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SteveAlvey - July 23, 2009, 3:49 pm, #98894
I think she wants some whiskey dic!!! If that's the case she's lookin at an hour. She won't **** right for a week!!!
Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 10:17 am, #69764
EPIC t***, a beautiful smile, and a fifth of Jack? That's it! I'm officially single now!
Teddyharvester - January 6, 2009, 6:23 am, #49675
Hell, after that bottle of Jack - why not.
Joey Eagleton - December 11, 2008, 11:17 pm, #43810
I'm sorry to hear you can only last 25 seconds.


*FACEPALM* -




KENT STATE - Time to shoot some damn hippies


TAGS: may 4 1970
Rating: 2.48/5

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drake329 - July 24, 2015, 9:45 am, #262098
The national guard that did open fire on the protesters only did so after repeatedly giving ground, and, due to an error on the direction of their retreat, ended up trapped between a chain fence and the now mob. So they fired in self-defense.
drake329 - July 24, 2015, 9:42 am, #262097
previous demonstrations ended with several law enforcement officers being severely beaten and faculty had found flyers being passed around by the protesters on how to drag a man off of a horse, with the intent of targeting mounted police.
drake329 - July 24, 2015, 9:39 am, #262096
Actually, they were not students of the school they were protesters that were on school grounds. The school actually canceled classes and requested/ordered students to stay in their dorms in the case of violence after.
DreMagnum - October 20, 2009, 12:00 am, #128148
They weren't hippies, they were the average college student
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:33 pm, #128114
Too soon...(secret 4)
ICEMAN - October 19, 2009, 9:30 pm, #128113
Not cool. 2


ZAIDI MUNTADAR - an American hero


TAGS: i may not have liked the guy s intenions but what he did was awesome amirite
Rating: 1.7/5

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spacedog - November 17, 2009, 5:43 pm, #137326
@LogicDude - Yes! Austin Powers FTW!
aesop's folly - November 17, 2009, 5:10 pm, #137308
HE THREW A SHOE AT PRESIDENT BUSH!
Sean - November 17, 2009, 4:20 pm, #137297
Them heels could put an eye out.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 4:19 pm, #137296
What? He threw a pump?
LogicDude - November 17, 2009, 4:12 pm, #137294
That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
aesop's folly - November 17, 2009, 4:08 pm, #137291
He threw the shoe


JEREMY TAYLOR - “Love is friendship, set on fire.” And marriage is the thing that is born out of the ashes




MAYHEM IS EVERYWHERE -




MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: may challenge military strategy
Rating: 4.63/5

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pieman - May 16, 2010, 11:15 am, #176167
A solid 5 fallen friends.


WITH FOUR KIDS -


TAGS: may challenge great mothers hereditary insanity
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:50 pm, #176804
Spot-on. 5L


VICIOUS CYCLE -




PANIC -


TAGS: may challenge desertion deserting yourself
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - May 10, 2010, 11:50 pm, #175524
Excellent work sick! 5Ls.
Derek - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm, #175497
Brilliant


HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY VICTORS -




LENA HORNE - June 30, 1917 - May 9, 2010 Singer, dancer, movie star, civil rights activist... One classy dame...


TAGS: june 30 1917 may 9 2010
Rating: 3.92/5

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Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:18 am, #175528
Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky....RIP Lena
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 5:34 pm, #175474
I've always been a Hornee fan. helps explain the TRO


I DON'T BELIEVE THEM -




LUCK - THIS IS HOW you make your own.


TAGS: maybe i ll get the april assignment right
Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 4:00 pm, #169172
it's not you Airman, I think Phy had his "goggles" on when he made this :)
Airman - April 3, 2010, 3:56 pm, #169169
Hey Phy.. not sure if it's my monitor, or my eyes, but I really have trouble reading the text under LUCK. Might want to switch colors.. or again, it might just be me
phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 2:36 pm, #169161
I have a spiffy new van I saw in the forum...let me run out and find it...
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:30 am, #169132
Unforgivable. To the van with ye!
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:29 am, #169131
Opps, I sneezed.
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:28 am, #169130
Yes. 5
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:28 am, #169129
Yes. 5
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:37 am, #169091
d*** skippy! 5


FIVE MINUTES -


TAGS: may 14th topic
Rating: 3.27/5

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agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:18 pm, #175990
heh heh heh... good rolling giggle.


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: judo mouse may not be doomed
Rating: 3.26/5

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Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 9:09 pm, #94776
Ahh, okay.
Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 6:25 pm, #94747
Wade Boggs Worthy! 5/5. (If they wer all winners...)
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 6:06 pm, #94741
Thanks, jmac! (What is WBW?)
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:03 am, #94708
Haaaaaaaar! - WBW 5/5!
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 12:17 am, #94668
Probably 4. Mostly sitting through page reloads. Ack - head cold is kicking my a**, by way of apology for snivelings.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 12:09 am, #94663
Haar with the 3-week major!
bonecd - July 10, 2009, 12:08 am, #94662
Right across the head!
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 12:06 am, #94660
Nah. I'm still in the penalty box from last month. I'd have to sit 24/7 to exceed the limit, as slow as it runs now.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 12:01 am, #94656
Looks like someone hit Bone with the gun from "Looker".
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:59 pm, #94655
Did this upload pole-vault you over the KB per month limit, Haar?
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:56 pm, #94654
Thanks, Bone. It'll plummet here in short order. 'Tis the Moti way.
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:54 pm, #94652
My fan club can't access the incubator.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:53 pm, #94651
That isn't right...this poster deserves way better than this!!! Excellent work!
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:52 pm, #94649
This had 4V's for a 5L, I look away for 15 min and now it's a 7V's for a 3.87L...WTF
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:51 pm, #94648
Thanks, ag, sean, TTH. Can't bring teh funny, maybe I'll just demot.
thetrashheap - July 9, 2009, 11:27 pm, #94642
5L nicely done
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:25 pm, #94639
Yes yes yes.
Sean - July 9, 2009, 10:00 pm, #94629
Great.


POKEMON SPECIES -


TAGS: what too much maybe i will take my gameboy to the interview ya that will do the trick
Rating: 3.15/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:20 pm, #149761
LMAO Bart
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:19 pm, #149759
Did you use gutter bumpers?
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:17 pm, #149758
I once went bowling...does that count?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:17 pm, #149757
Flashback, this is my Vietnam. *self-facepalm*. *QuickPLAY by the way. It means I can play it during your turn, even if it's not on the field.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:15 pm, #149756
Yes, "Revival of the Doomed." It's a continuous trap card that allows me to brink a monster back from the graveyard...dun Dun DUN..."Marauding Captain." Then I'll use the quickply "Warrior returning alive" to play another "Marauding Captain!"...****
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:12 pm, #149755
If it has somthing to do with Bugs, Duckman or Little Anne Fanny then I'm hip...otherwise I'm lost!
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:12 pm, #149754
*Then I
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:11 pm, #149753
The I believe you've activated his trap card!
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:10 pm, #149752
you lost me again there Bart
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:07 pm, #149751
Pokemon is bad for the brain. I never really got into it...I was more of a Yu-Gi-Oh kid.
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:03 pm, #149749
Truth be told I know nothing about Pokemon...I had to ask my nephew and then look it up on Wiki cause he made no sense
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:57 pm, #149746
5L, by the way. Great use of balls, Pokeballs.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:56 pm, #149745
Oh..."insects." I have nothing to add here. I thought there was a Luke/Leia joke here, somewhere.
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 2:53 pm, #149744
Very good Treehodger...but the whole Pokemon thingy is based on the inventors childhood experiences in collecting insects!
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 12:13 pm, #149719
I would have said Zoology Dept. Entomology is the study of insects XD


SCIENCE - You've come a long way baby!


TAGS: maybe you ll catch up in another 3500 years
Rating: 2.95/5

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TerrorAustralis - July 27, 2012, 10:38 am, #237704
and then god said, "let there be morons, who overgeneralise things until they fit with their own preconceptions. because 8 billion years apart apparently is still 'at the same time'" i like jesus. its his followers i cant stand.
Nocturn13 - October 11, 2009, 10:08 pm, #125952
Bravo, Good Sir, BRAVO! *claps loudly and disappears into the wind*
Ed-Hyde - August 17, 2009, 9:36 am, #109031
Yea, this has been bugging me for a while and I openly invite comment on it. Much like the thermos, how the HECK did a bunch of folks in the desert figure all that out 3500 years ago??
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 11:13 pm, #108587
Good one Ed-Hyde.
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 11:10 pm, #108586
took me long enough to find her!
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 4:35 pm, #108446
tattoo chick is h**


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: maybe next time we can try a little diamond cut pattern
Rating: 2.79/5

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BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm, #113290
LMAO...
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm, #113289
anyone with devils, jets or giants jerseys on. I'm not even exaggerating. EVERYONE!!! I'm in Beagle hell!!!
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:00 pm, #113288
You hush your fingers Bone!! Smater of fact now I've got to wash my eyes out!! Actually it's really strange. South Jersey where she is may as well be Philladelphia. They are ALL Flyers, Eagles and Phillies fans. We go out all the time and never see....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:53 pm, #113286
If Nik is a Jersey Girl you would think that she would be a Giants Fan.
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:47 pm, #113285
Exit O Baby!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:45 pm, #113284
*hmmm, she is a Jersey Girl* say what!
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:41 pm, #113282
MOtel? Never! She belongs in a h**el!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:38 pm, #113280
I would think that Nik was that "Jersey Girl" at the MOtel
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:32 pm, #113277
Hard sayin, not Knowing!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:01 pm, #113275
Wasn't that the gal at the no-tell-MOtel
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:53 am, #113273
No idea on that one, but a cursory search came up with hits on Guernsey Maids.
MO - August 30, 2009, 11:46 am, #113270
Where the hell am I getting "jersey maids" though. That's the burning question I've got. The **** that floats around in my head.....wow.
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:28 am, #113267
Angus / Charolais "hybrids" will also result in a black and white cow. Typically those cattle are black with white colorings, though.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 10:33 am, #113252
Look at them nice tight straight rows, eH!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:51 am, #113250
Holsteins are the proper name for your black and white mooooers. I'm positive that "jersey maids" are the nickname for them to, but can't find anything. Anyone got some mooooore info? Muuler? Muuler?? Anyone?
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:48 am, #113249
So I'm still researching Jersey Maid cows. I coulda swore that they were the Black and white ones. Turns out I'm nuckinfutz. So my comment about jersey girls was also aimed at my squirrel, who lives in....Jersey.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am, #113194
*gasp*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am, #113192
freudooooooooooo....Sean's a big fan of the Oedipus theory.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:59 am, #113189
Weirdooooooo....
Doctor Sigmund Sean - August 30, 2009, 1:48 am, #113188
And yet *strokes chin* you put a qvestion marks on ze endz of zat zentence. Verwy interestink, no?
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:42 am, #113187
AK...I couldn't agree more. I love MO to death, but I am constantly confused by him. Now that I think of it, I think it's part of the charm for me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:31 am, #113186
So now it matters what colour I am?....Shame on you MO....You should be more open minded.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:26 am, #113184
MO confuses a lot of people...
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:25 am, #113183
To explain something that most people do not know...the only black and white cows are called jersey cows or jersey milk cows. Something along those lines? MO can tell you the whole story. I was a little confused myself. Still not sure right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:03 am, #113177
So...I'm a girl and from Jersey?.......It's on MO (you're still cool Nik.)
Nik - August 29, 2009, 7:52 pm, #113119
d*** straight!!!
MO - August 29, 2009, 5:28 pm, #113109
Jersey girls! Multi talented!!


THE WORLDS GREATEST SALESMAN - He sold his soul to the devil, for only 4 easy payments of $19.99, R.I.P


TAGS: billy mays
Rating: 2.71/5

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Claire - July 20, 2009, 11:33 pm, #97489
Now who's going to make mediocre inventors money?
mattb - July 3, 2009, 9:05 pm, #92602
Truly a great talent lost to the ages, also some other guy died apparently, i think his name was jack michaelson or mark jefferson, anyways RIP
St.Lol - June 30, 2009, 10:30 pm, #91942
Gah... hes selling cleaning supplies with jesus now. RIP


BUCKEYES -


TAGS: woody hayes teacher coach and friend may he rest in peace
Rating: 2.4/5

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BoneCD - September 1, 2009, 6:56 am, #113782
FACTS MR. GUEST: Ohio State is one of the preeminent college football programs in the country, winning seven national championships and 33 Big Ten titles
GUEST - August 31, 2009, 10:35 pm, #113673
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME THEY WON A NATIONAL TITLE? TOO SOON??
todd snyder - August 30, 2009, 9:14 pm, #113391
Columbus, Ohio - a slum built around a football stadium.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:29 pm, #113321
BYE BONE!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:28 pm, #113320
Well gentlemen...Off to the church of the barley pop to see some friends...L8TR
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:57 pm, #113287
Plus Papa Bone played for Notre Dame so our home was all about College football when I was a kid.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:44 pm, #113283
I love the game when it's played for the love of the game! I love the fact that anyone can win on any day. I love the pageantry and the tailgates. And I love the rivalry!


CROSS SABERS.....AWESOME! - THIS LOT HERE? Not so much..




what dreams may come -




Justin Bieber -


TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am, #253082
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm, #253078
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am, #253070
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am, #253069
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?


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