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May Demotivational Poster


DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year ***k clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!


MAYANS - Maybe not the best at predicting stuff


TAGS: mayans
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Kstoker

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:28 pm
Now, now. We haven't given the archeologists time to find the second half of the calendar so they can say, "Oooooh! This explains why we were wrong." *snicker*
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:11 am
The fun part is Mayans never predicted an apocalypse... 1990's Mayanist scholars misinterpreted the Mayan symbols.
maoworks2 - December 13, 2012, 1:22 pm
Maybe ?


A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on *** at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on ***. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


CINCO DE MAYO - I don't get it?


TAGS: cinco de mayo
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by KENANDREWS2

nicholsjoshua15 - May 10, 2013, 1:14 am
Good one, five stars.
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 1:17 am
Why don't you look at us when you're submitting posters?
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 1:16 am
You gotta take a look at posters once in awhile... this is a motivational poster site, not a cum dumpster. Please at least stick around, look at us, communicate, etc... we mean more to you, right? Not just somewhere to drop a load of posters, then leave?
thatonechick - May 6, 2010, 12:57 am
I'll 5 bomb yours from school when I get the chance...
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 12:56 am
Now I'm gonna get bombed:(
thatonechick - May 6, 2010, 12:54 am
Sorry... I'll go to my room. :(
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 12:54 am
Yup...!!!
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 12:50 am
Where have I seen this before? Three posters ago!!!


THE CONFUSION OF NOT KNOWING YOURSELF -


TAGS: confusion dismay anger nothing
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 16, 2013, 5:59 pm
Thanks Space...
spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:54 pm
Boom. 5L Right on the money Kai.


IF YOU'RE OCD -


TAGS: may challenge ocd
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Feasibly - May 18, 2010, 10:08 pm
A ringing bazziiingaaa!
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:43 pm
Perfect perfect. Perfect.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:22 pm
Perfect!


LOYALTY - its not the things we do its not the things we loose for we are here by your side, till the day we die


TAGS: pain may hurt
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by axe11154

rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:56 pm

post to twist as well.
GaryO - August 16, 2012, 1:38 pm
N-I-C-E


THIS EVIL ANIMAL -


TAGS: may challenge evil animals barney must die
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by sickartist

yup - October 10, 2012, 2:34 pm
Yes! Yes! Oh God YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
+300. +50 One sh** kill. 100+ Longsh**. 50+ Headsh**. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head sh**s.


RUINATION -


TAGS: temple empire mayan nation expiration
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:01 am
Ouch! But so true. 5
williamnwz - June 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
No one lives forever
forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:15 am
5!
Feasibly - June 29, 2011, 9:30 pm
Utmo5t am5omeness, Bug....
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:04 pm
Very nice and deep thinking here.


LEFT TO RIGHT, MAYAN WARRIOR, AZTEC EAGLE WARRIOR. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK. -


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


SOULMATE -


TAGS: soulmayte world probability meet concurrence
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by gas

rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:32 am

I call BS Oiler, you just got lucky after the 1st 3.6 billion
Oiler - February 3, 2013, 10:25 am
May 19, 2007 was my lucky day...but there were only 6.5 billion to look thru then.
Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:17 am
Well said!


LICENSE PLATES - Can tell a lot about a person.


TAGS: lol timmay fail
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by RiddleMeThis

agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:31 pm
Like why they make bad motifakes?


OBI-WAN KENOBI - May the fourth be with you ...




DANTE - He's immortal and badass. Your not. Yeah your screwed


TAGS: devil may cry devilmaycry
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by Clayton

nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 9:45 pm
Your screwed apparently. "My screwed what?" you ask? Your screwed, um, kitchen table! Remember kids, when you're on your computer and you're not sure whether everyone will think you're an idiot, it's probably best to keep your stupidity to yourself.
zerp - August 18, 2009, 4:36 pm
My what? My what!?


CALL ME MAYBE - Someone PLEASE make it stop!




ENTERTAINING -


TAGS: fun joke mayo pudding party
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 11:51 pm
I will make it my duty to do this!
robbidos - July 12, 2012, 1:16 am
guiness out of an oil can works too, but isnt vanilla pudding yellow?
CloudchaserS - July 8, 2012, 10:16 pm
For additional effect, buy a new 1 gallon gas can and use it to drink out of.


CINCO DE MAYO PARTY TIP: - Dress sharp.




ADVERTISING -


TAGS: maybe not good advertising wytch
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 4:58 pm
Snaaap! I didn't get it at first. Ouch.


END OF THE WORLD -




LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


2012 - One Mayan says, "Hey, Chuck, I ran out of ink for my calendar." "No worries, I see some boats coming in the horizon. Let's just stop there."


TAGS: mayans end time calendar 2012
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by kyleman79

Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:34 pm

lolz...and set an avatar so we can poke fun of you in posters.


LIFE - Live It


TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon


CREATIVE WRITING -


TAGS: may challenge job application
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - May 5, 2010, 8:09 pm
Get your a** to despair.com, you maginificent bastard ... and please ask them why they never return my calls. Please. 5.
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
Applications are the best venue for creative writing. 5


Sometimes I just sits! -


TAGS: sitting thinking yes no maybe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:11 am
I can relate to this'n.


UNCLE TIMMIE -


TAGS: timmy not timmay cyanide happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Kspace - July 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
@ Claire...no, that avatar of yours is amazing 5L @ animated TARDiS!
Claire - July 11, 2010, 1:58 pm
This is amazing.
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:43 am

ditto
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:19 am
Love it!!! 5L


MAY 4TH -


TAGS: may darth vader guinnis beer
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 4, 2011, 4:03 pm
Thanks Cranky. I am humbled.
crankyhead - May 4, 2011, 3:46 pm
Cheer5 to you too Champ =)
champ99 - May 4, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks CB, coming from you that is high praise.
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 3:26 pm
Brilliant!


17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




TO YOU IT'S AN OLD PICTURE IN A TEXTBOOK - but to me it's a nightmare that will live with me for eternity


TAGS: may 16 calendar black white
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by spypengen

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:08 pm
Amen, and thank you for your service.
falloutghoul - May 20, 2012, 4:43 pm
Don't tell me someone put it in backwards.


HOTDOGS. -




LIGHTNING -


TAGS: may challenge lightning
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:53 am
Lightning, and sick, know how to execute a job.


SOME PIERCINGS... - May not be intended to show your individuality but to highlight your stupidity...


TAGS: may not be intended to show your individuality
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 10:49 am
Isn't there ALWAYS booze invoved?
mike34 - June 3, 2010, 9:38 am
You've nailed it. 5l
rerun - June 2, 2010, 7:49 pm

Man, I just get home and log on to this.....I think I need a drink
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:51 pm
That is probably a VERY interesting story... Burning G. I. Joe, board with nail, 15 year old Jake, was there booze involved?
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
The hole in my foot was cauterized, so it didn't heal up for almost a year!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:46 pm
And that was when G.I. Joe was BIG! That was alot of burning plastic!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:44 pm
I stepped on a nail attached to a board that was holding up a burning G.I.Joe when I was 15...it was the quickest way to put out the fire when my mom came home...the burning plastic was the worst part...
Airman - June 2, 2010, 6:40 pm
saw this and flashed back to stepping on a big nail when I was 12. It came through my tennis shoe, through my foot and stuck out the top about 6 inches. I sat down and grabbed the board and it was out in .4 seconds. The tetanus sh** was the worst part.
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:35 pm
That makes me hurt just thinking about it.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:34 pm
Oh...okay then... At least I didn't use the fencepost-in-the-groin picture!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:32 pm
I think you freaked him out.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:31 pm
What does THAT mean?
motifake - June 2, 2010, 6:26 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed


TAGS: billy mays grave tombstone dead
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Thack

Joeythearm - January 17, 2011, 5:43 am
I did, cause you know thats what he wanted his grave to say. The man was an attention wh***.
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
No, I didn't.


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GUN - but what happens when you run out of bullets?


TAGS: may 12 calender rude awakenings
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by spypengen

thebat656 - May 20, 2012, 3:53 pm
pray you don't
hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 1:33 am
You throw the gun at them.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 6:00 pm
LOL Priss! I like the way you think.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 4:03 pm
You start tripping your friends as you run past them.
Sho - May 12, 2012, 2:59 pm
worst choice of weapon
spypengen - May 12, 2012, 11:57 am
there are only so many bullets during the zombie Apocalypse
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 9:45 am
ooh ooh! I know. Get more bullets!


SHAMWOW - Buy this product...or I'll kill you like I did Billy Mays!


TAGS: motifake billy mays vince shamwow
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Surri-Sama

Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.


EVIL OVERLORD -


TAGS: evil overlord murder mayhem minions magic
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Elder God Douchebag - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
Of course I enjoy my work.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 4:55 pm
The Mighty M's!


DO IT -


TAGS: suicide not for everyone but maybe for you
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:48 am
5 unspent rounds =)
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
Pure evil! I love seeing people play Russian roulette with a semi auto. 5 separate bags (small ones for the pieces)


KENT STATE... NATIONAL GUARD-4, KENT STATE-0 -


TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm
very poor taste...love it! lol


Happy Empire Day -




ANCHORAGE -


TAGS: the ground may crack
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

forseti - May 26, 2011, 8:39 am
in geen geval!!
justme - May 26, 2011, 1:58 am
back in 1690 my ancestors came from over germany to the netherlands... german enough?
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:14 pm
Only Germans are allowed to be grammar nazis! So: HALT! :P
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:35 pm
if you are going to be a grammar nazi. lets take a look at you comment. 5th frtom the left couldn;t has to be couldn't fothe has to be for the
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 9:51 am
Ok mr verbally observant.. ill write that down and be sure to consult my dictionary next time
house - May 25, 2011, 2:40 am
5 from left managed to sewt the timer for 1st ph**o but couldn;t do it fothe 2nd one - she's behind the camera. Oh and just to be a grammar Nazi - its devAstation
justme - May 24, 2011, 12:22 pm
the fat chick has eaten her XD
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:27 am
much more interesting: where the heck is 5 from left?!?
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:57 pm
whahaha lol, 5l's


DON'T -


TAGS: mayan apocalypse
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 4:32 pm
You guys are all missing a great opportunity. Go tell your wives that she should do that thing you've always asked for because the world will end in 6 days and you'll never get another chance.


BREAK IT DOWN -




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A STORM IN A GLASS OF WATER -


TAGS: who knows maybe it s all just that
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by culos

phydeaux - January 14, 2010, 12:18 am
A tempest in a teacup? Almost...but 5/5
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
...a storm in a spirit glass?
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 1:18 pm
I like this...."5, and make that with rocks, please"


MAYAN CALENDAR -


TAGS: mayan calendar palin doom is coming
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:34 am
aaaah! It all makes sense now!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:23 pm
wolves*
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:22 pm
Will I get to shoot eolves from a helicopter? If so, she's got my vote.
ILB - September 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Agreed :)
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:46 pm
Preparing end of world celebrations, let's go out with a bang
agdaniele - February 8, 2009, 1:03 pm
Excellent.


IN MEMORY OF - The whales that died for the makeup: Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Free Willy


TAGS: memorials maybelline makeup
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Player_Meyer - September 11, 2009, 7:41 am
I still think of them everyday
Warp - September 11, 2009, 6:27 am
I think you are a number of decades late there mate.


YOU RETARDS - it's spelled "Timmay" timmay timmay timmay...


TAGS: timmay
Rating: 2.18/5

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HESITATION -


TAGS: hesitate and lose maybe iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:40 am
Exactly! This poster seemed to be speaking to me...felt the need to say something.
ICEMAN - April 2, 2011, 1:18 am
Al's what?
Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:03 am
Showing symptoms of Alzheimer's? 5


MAYAN'S -


TAGS: mayan s future predict
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

akoldman - April 2, 2013, 3:20 am
You say Mayans but the item you are showing is Aztec.
maoworks2 - December 21, 2012, 12:53 pm
Look Under Your Bed !
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2012, 11:43 am
There are.


THE DAY AFTER -




SUCCESS. - Is all about perception..... (And imagination).


TAGS: i may be lying in the gutter but i m looking up at the stars
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 4:19 pm
Brilliant
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:01 pm
Excellent. 5 hanging Poodles
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:14 am
Seems I do more of one then the other. Wonder which one it is, haha!
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 10:13 am
Definition of a motifake
rerun - February 21, 2010, 6:39 pm

so are dreams. 5L


LOOKS ARE DECEPTIVE... -




KABOOM! - You probably should have bought some


TAGS: billy mays kaboom gun
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by mattb

LD0ne - December 21, 2009, 2:33 pm
na the capital of afghanastan is OHCRAPWESCREWEDUPBIGTIME
bOB cHIN - July 21, 2009, 5:06 pm
Billy Mays here with the revolutionary windshield sh**gun. Got a nick, shoot it, got a crack, shoot it. Guy coulda sold $hit to a commodities trader in Chicago and told him it was gold.
Culos - March 31, 2009, 3:28 am
Kaboom? Isn't that the capital of Afghanistan?


HEROES QUOTES UNKNOWN -


TAGS: memorial may calendar
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by dy2012

maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:14 am
Heavy Stuff.
dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 3:42 am
thanks
dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 3:41 am
thanks rerun..
spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:30 pm
Wow. Demotivational and moving. 5L
rerun - May 29, 2012, 7:41 pm

excellent poster. very deep


CASH -


TAGS: may challenge loyalty
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by sickartist

MO - May 24, 2010, 12:18 pm
And in your part time job you work for L's......so here's 5 of 'em!!


BUT I COULD BE WRONG -




GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: may challenge alzheimers i can t remember caca
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:59 pm
I can't wait for these years... that's when the fun will really start... even if I can't recognize the humor in it. 5L
pieman - May 1, 2010, 11:09 am
I give the higest rating for ... what is this site again?


WHO'S KIDDING WHO? -


TAGS: may challenge cou***s
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 11:35 am
You're a lucky guy Sick.


FEELINGS -


TAGS: g** guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.


EVEN IN A COMBAT ZONE - Timmies exist. The one that did this was shot as he ran away. Just doing my part...




TRAINING -


TAGS: maybe its just my colleagues
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:14 pm
Been there, done that!!!


GAINAX JIGGLE - The creation of the "anime bounce" begins here!




CINCO DE MAYO - the standard for high class restaurant in Mexico


TAGS: cinco de mayo
Rating: 2.25/5

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SPIDER MONKEY - He came at me like a "Spider Monkey" A SPIDER MONKEY!!




SIGN OF THE TIMES -


TAGS: freaking poor conviction rate maybe the evidence was mishandled
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:55 pm
It was replaced by the scale and duck method.
fred - November 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
This looks pretty modern. What happened to the good old trial by water/fire/witch pin?


IF THE MAYANS ARE SO SMART... - ... Why are Cortez's descendants running the coke cartels?


TAGS: mayan cortez doomssday
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:45 am
Even the Mayans are saying that the world won't end on Dec. 21st.


AIRMAN -


TAGS: assignment calender may airman hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am
XD hahaha, nice one Hammy XD 5L
Hawamleh - May 26, 2011, 2:50 am
hah
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 12:02 am
Dear god! I opened it! Too many 5L's!!!
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 11:22 pm
fn awe5ome!
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
5lolz Hammy ;)
Hawamleh - May 25, 2011, 7:32 pm
I did it for the love really :D
Airman - May 25, 2011, 6:57 pm
thx hammy. I was wondering why there were all of these Airman posters today.. then looked at the May a**ignment calender.. duh!


TROPHY -


TAGS: the hunters may hunt
Rating: 4.48/5

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Cubbybear - August 19, 2010, 11:01 pm
feel
Cubbybear - August 19, 2010, 11:01 pm
I just gave it a 5...why do I fell Dateline will be knocking soon?


OBSCENITY -




I DON'T KNOW -


TAGS: may challenge giant robots
Rating: 4.46/5

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Derek - May 14, 2010, 8:39 am
They're called "corporations"


ROCK STARS - "I hear their instruments aren't plastic, and they even make music. Hell! I heard them do it!" But...but...I got the high score...


TAGS: musicians play video games maybe but gamers are not rock stars probably
Rating: 4.23/5

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Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:06 pm
Dj Hero Has as much DJing as Guitar hero has guitar playing , the only thing close to the real thing is the drums.
Bartimaeus - February 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
lol Actually, I'm not sure how I feel about DJ Hero, yet. I heard they incorporated some fighter elements. The real problem will be the delusions of the players. If GH made everyone think they're rock stars, what will DJ do?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:01 pm
Yes! And now there's DJ hero?


BOREDOM - natures way of telling you to go do something else


TAGS: boredom may calender 10th 10
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:07 pm
5o true. However, it all depends on the laziness and/or inventiveness of the bored person to try and do something different.


CREATION -


TAGS: hong kong maybe
Rating: 4.05/5

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stormXIII - July 1, 2011, 7:33 pm
in fact they have learned a lot thanks to occidental plants installed in their country - just like japan copied occ. technology before innovating at their turn
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
p***in' it up today, ciejai?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:29 pm
Pure genius.


HALL OF LAME - For there is nothing quite as lame as Gold Lame




FISHING WITH CANADA - Bring lots of beer and warm clothes


TAGS: maybe i ll wait till spring
Rating: 3.6/5

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CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:32 pm
LOL! sorry bout your truck


CINCO DE MAYO - I don't know anything else about Mexico but I don't need anything else to love that country




I MAY NOT BE PERFECT - But she'll enjoy all 25 seconds! Or, at least I will. And that's all that matters.


TAGS: i may not be prefect 25 seconds jack daniels
Rating: 2.53/5

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SteveAlvey - July 23, 2009, 3:49 pm
I think she wants some whiskey dic!!! If that's the case she's lookin at an hour. She won't **** right for a week!!!
Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 10:17 am
EPIC t***, a beautiful smile, and a fifth of Jack? That's it! I'm officially single now!
Teddyharvester - January 6, 2009, 6:23 am
Hell, after that bottle of Jack - why not.
Joey Eagleton - December 11, 2008, 11:17 pm
I'm sorry to hear you can only last 25 seconds.


*FACEPALM* -




KENT STATE - Time to shoot some damn hippies


TAGS: may 4 1970
Rating: 2.48/5

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drake329 - July 24, 2015, 9:45 am
The national guard that did open fire on the protesters only did so after repeatedly giving ground, and, due to an error on the direction of their retreat, ended up trapped between a chain fence and the now mob. So they fired in self-defense.
drake329 - July 24, 2015, 9:42 am
previous demonstrations ended with several law enforcement officers being severely beaten and faculty had found flyers being passed around by the protesters on how to drag a man off of a horse, with the intent of targeting mounted police.
drake329 - July 24, 2015, 9:39 am
Actually, they were not students of the school they were protesters that were on school grounds. The school actually canceled classes and requested/ordered students to stay in their dorms in the case of violence after.
DreMagnum - October 20, 2009, 12:00 am
They weren't hippies, they were the average college student
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:33 pm
Too soon...(secret 4)
ICEMAN - October 19, 2009, 9:30 pm
Not cool. 2


ZAIDI MUNTADAR - an American hero


TAGS: i may not have liked the guy s intenions but what he did was awesome amirite
Rating: 1.7/5

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spacedog - November 17, 2009, 5:43 pm
@LogicDude - Yes! Austin Powers FTW!
aesop's folly - November 17, 2009, 5:10 pm
HE THREW A SHOE AT PRESIDENT BUSH!
Sean - November 17, 2009, 4:20 pm
Them heels could put an eye out.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 4:19 pm
What? He threw a pump?
LogicDude - November 17, 2009, 4:12 pm
That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
aesop's folly - November 17, 2009, 4:08 pm
He threw the shoe


JEREMY TAYLOR - “Love is friendship, set on fire.” And marriage is the thing that is born out of the ashes




MAYHEM IS EVERYWHERE -




MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: may challenge military strategy
Rating: 4.63/5

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pieman - May 16, 2010, 11:15 am
A solid 5 fallen friends.


WITH FOUR KIDS -


TAGS: may challenge great mothers hereditary insanity
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:50 pm
Spot-on. 5L


VICIOUS CYCLE -




PANIC -


TAGS: may challenge desertion deserting yourself
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - May 10, 2010, 11:50 pm
Excellent work sick! 5Ls.
Derek - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
Brilliant


HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY VICTORS -




LENA HORNE - June 30, 1917 - May 9, 2010 Singer, dancer, movie star, civil rights activist... One classy dame...


TAGS: june 30 1917 may 9 2010
Rating: 3.92/5

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Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:18 am
Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky....RIP Lena
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 5:34 pm
I've always been a Hornee fan. helps explain the TRO


I DON'T BELIEVE THEM -




LUCK - THIS IS HOW you make your own.


TAGS: maybe i ll get the april assignment right
Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 4:00 pm
it's not you Airman, I think Phy had his "goggles" on when he made this :)
Airman - April 3, 2010, 3:56 pm
Hey Phy.. not sure if it's my monitor, or my eyes, but I really have trouble reading the text under LUCK. Might want to switch colors.. or again, it might just be me
phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 2:36 pm
I have a spiffy new van I saw in the forum...let me run out and find it...
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:30 am
Unforgivable. To the van with ye!
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:29 am
Opps, I sneezed.
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:28 am
Yes. 5
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:28 am
Yes. 5
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:37 am
d*** skippy! 5


FIVE MINUTES -


TAGS: may 14th topic
Rating: 3.27/5

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agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:18 pm
heh heh heh... good rolling giggle.


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: judo mouse may not be doomed
Rating: 3.26/5

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Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 9:09 pm
Ahh, okay.
Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 6:25 pm
Wade Boggs Worthy! 5/5. (If they wer all winners...)
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 6:06 pm
Thanks, jmac! (What is WBW?)
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:03 am
Haaaaaaaar! - WBW 5/5!
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 12:17 am
Probably 4. Mostly sitting through page reloads. Ack - head cold is kicking my a**, by way of apology for snivelings.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Haar with the 3-week major!
bonecd - July 10, 2009, 12:08 am
Right across the head!
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 12:06 am
Nah. I'm still in the penalty box from last month. I'd have to sit 24/7 to exceed the limit, as slow as it runs now.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 12:01 am
Looks like someone hit Bone with the gun from "Looker".
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:59 pm
Did this upload pole-vault you over the KB per month limit, Haar?
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thanks, Bone. It'll plummet here in short order. 'Tis the Moti way.
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:54 pm
My fan club can't access the incubator.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:53 pm
That isn't right...this poster deserves way better than this!!! Excellent work!
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
This had 4V's for a 5L, I look away for 15 min and now it's a 7V's for a 3.87L...WTF
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:51 pm
Thanks, ag, sean, TTH. Can't bring teh funny, maybe I'll just demot.
thetrashheap - July 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
5L nicely done
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:25 pm
Yes yes yes.
Sean - July 9, 2009, 10:00 pm
Great.


POKEMON SPECIES -


TAGS: what too much maybe i will take my gameboy to the interview ya that will do the trick
Rating: 3.15/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:20 pm
LMAO Bart
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
Did you use gutter bumpers?
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:17 pm
I once went bowling...does that count?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:17 pm
Flashback, this is my Vietnam. *self-facepalm*. *QuickPLAY by the way. It means I can play it during your turn, even if it's not on the field.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:15 pm
Yes, "Revival of the Doomed." It's a continuous trap card that allows me to brink a monster back from the graveyard...dun Dun DUN..."Marauding Captain." Then I'll use the quickply "Warrior returning alive" to play another "Marauding Captain!"...****
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:12 pm
If it has somthing to do with Bugs, Duckman or Little Anne Fanny then I'm hip...otherwise I'm lost!
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:12 pm
*Then I
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:11 pm
The I believe you've activated his trap card!
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:10 pm
you lost me again there Bart
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:07 pm
Pokemon is bad for the brain. I never really got into it...I was more of a Yu-Gi-Oh kid.
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:03 pm
Truth be told I know nothing about Pokemon...I had to ask my nephew and then look it up on Wiki cause he made no sense
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:57 pm
5L, by the way. Great use of balls, Pokeballs.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:56 pm
Oh..."insects." I have nothing to add here. I thought there was a Luke/Leia joke here, somewhere.
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 2:53 pm
Very good Treehodger...but the whole Pokemon thingy is based on the inventors childhood experiences in collecting insects!
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 12:13 pm
I would have said Zoology Dept. Entomology is the study of insects XD


SCIENCE - You've come a long way baby!


TAGS: maybe you ll catch up in another 3500 years
Rating: 2.95/5

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TerrorAustralis - July 27, 2012, 10:38 am
and then god said, "let there be morons, who overgeneralise things until they fit with their own preconceptions. because 8 billion years apart apparently is still 'at the same time'" i like jesus. its his followers i cant stand.
Nocturn13 - October 11, 2009, 10:08 pm
Bravo, Good Sir, BRAVO! *claps loudly and disappears into the wind*
Ed-Hyde - August 17, 2009, 9:36 am
Yea, this has been bugging me for a while and I openly invite comment on it. Much like the thermos, how the HECK did a bunch of folks in the desert figure all that out 3500 years ago??
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 11:13 pm
Good one Ed-Hyde.
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
took me long enough to find her!
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 4:35 pm
tattoo chick is h**


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: maybe next time we can try a little diamond cut pattern
Rating: 2.79/5

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BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
LMAO...
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
anyone with devils, jets or giants jerseys on. I'm not even exaggerating. EVERYONE!!! I'm in Beagle hell!!!
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:00 pm
You hush your fingers Bone!! Smater of fact now I've got to wash my eyes out!! Actually it's really strange. South Jersey where she is may as well be Philladelphia. They are ALL Flyers, Eagles and Phillies fans. We go out all the time and never see....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:53 pm
If Nik is a Jersey Girl you would think that she would be a Giants Fan.
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:47 pm
Exit O Baby!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
*hmmm, she is a Jersey Girl* say what!
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:41 pm
MOtel? Never! She belongs in a h**el!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:38 pm
I would think that Nik was that "Jersey Girl" at the MOtel
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:32 pm
Hard sayin, not Knowing!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:01 pm
Wasn't that the gal at the no-tell-MOtel
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:53 am
No idea on that one, but a cursory search came up with hits on Guernsey Maids.
MO - August 30, 2009, 11:46 am
Where the hell am I getting "jersey maids" though. That's the burning question I've got. The **** that floats around in my head.....wow.
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:28 am
Angus / Charolais "hybrids" will also result in a black and white cow. Typically those cattle are black with white colorings, though.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 10:33 am
Look at them nice tight straight rows, eH!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:51 am
Holsteins are the proper name for your black and white mooooers. I'm positive that "jersey maids" are the nickname for them to, but can't find anything. Anyone got some mooooore info? Muuler? Muuler?? Anyone?
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:48 am
So I'm still researching Jersey Maid cows. I coulda swore that they were the Black and white ones. Turns out I'm nuckinfutz. So my comment about jersey girls was also aimed at my squirrel, who lives in....Jersey.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
*gasp*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
freudooooooooooo....Sean's a big fan of the Oedipus theory.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:59 am
Weirdooooooo....
Doctor Sigmund Sean - August 30, 2009, 1:48 am
And yet *strokes chin* you put a qvestion marks on ze endz of zat zentence. Verwy interestink, no?
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:42 am
AK...I couldn't agree more. I love MO to death, but I am constantly confused by him. Now that I think of it, I think it's part of the charm for me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:31 am
So now it matters what colour I am?....Shame on you MO....You should be more open minded.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:26 am
MO confuses a lot of people...
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:25 am
To explain something that most people do not know...the only black and white cows are called jersey cows or jersey milk cows. Something along those lines? MO can tell you the whole story. I was a little confused myself. Still not sure right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:03 am
So...I'm a girl and from Jersey?.......It's on MO (you're still cool Nik.)
Nik - August 29, 2009, 7:52 pm
d*** straight!!!
MO - August 29, 2009, 5:28 pm
Jersey girls! Multi talented!!


THE WORLDS GREATEST SALESMAN - He sold his soul to the devil, for only 4 easy payments of $19.99, R.I.P


TAGS: billy mays
Rating: 2.71/5

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Claire - July 20, 2009, 11:33 pm
Now who's going to make mediocre inventors money?
mattb - July 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
Truly a great talent lost to the ages, also some other guy died apparently, i think his name was jack michaelson or mark jefferson, anyways RIP
St.Lol - June 30, 2009, 10:30 pm
Gah... hes selling cleaning supplies with jesus now. RIP


BUCKEYES -


TAGS: woody hayes teacher coach and friend may he rest in peace
Rating: 2.4/5

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BoneCD - September 1, 2009, 6:56 am
FACTS MR. GUEST: Ohio State is one of the preeminent college football programs in the country, winning seven national championships and 33 Big Ten titles
GUEST - August 31, 2009, 10:35 pm
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME THEY WON A NATIONAL TITLE? TOO SOON??
todd snyder - August 30, 2009, 9:14 pm
Columbus, Ohio - a slum built around a football stadium.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:29 pm
BYE BONE!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:28 pm
Well gentlemen...Off to the church of the barley pop to see some friends...L8TR
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:57 pm
Plus Papa Bone played for Notre Dame so our home was all about College football when I was a kid.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:44 pm
I love the game when it's played for the love of the game! I love the fact that anyone can win on any day. I love the pageantry and the tailgates. And I love the rivalry!


CROSS SABERS.....AWESOME! - THIS LOT HERE? Not so much..




what dreams may come -




Justin Bieber -


TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?


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